A few years ago, I was an intern at your anus and i gut the chaince to see a loost episod of Spongeboob and a versioun of Pokemon thet i can masturbate too. me, being the tw@t that i am, decided to play at the both same time. The Spongeboob lust episod was called, "SPONGEBOOBS GENOCIDE OF GRETNESS AND WISSDOM". The pokmon gaime wus caled "POKMON: DETH VERSIOUN". I PRESED THE PLAY button on MY tv remote and watched the episod.
The episod began with spongeboob slamming his fist against the walls of hes odly pennis shapped housie. then patrix came in and spongeboob punced him in teh stormach and strated to pul out all of patrix's fleesh and intensetines. Due to the instant grapic natture of teh episod, i paused teh episod and started to pokmon: deth versioun.
Strangly, their wus alredy a safe file on the gaime called, "YOU ABAGNOG US".
Whein i plaied teh gaime, the leafender toun musicc staated to plai. i noticced thiss becus i dislick the mussic beung plaied their. afteh notticiing teh muusic, i fund a faceles man luking at my charakter. when i noticked thius, i pused teh gaime aind strattted the episud.
spongeboob wus waking too teh Crustee Kraib with menacking luk on hes fake. when he arived at Cracky Kriab i notiksed teh moust grusom sene in teh entir seris. their wus hyperrealistick bluud evrywheir. Carpses evarywher. wheen misster kraubs arrivved ait teh scen, spongeboob loocked at hiem meanackly and startted to eet hem. due to onc agen grappic naituree of teh episod, i paused teh episod and resumed too plai teh gaime.
teh fackeles main wus their but wheiin i tolked to heim he saud, "SPOONGEBOBBS GOIN TO RAP YOU!!!". tehn teh episod began to plai on its own aind sponggbob wus luking at meh with hes deth staire. i scereamed as spongboob phasd ot off teh tv screin and strated to rape meh. Wit hiss hyperrealisticc cock, he peenetrated my virgin aiss and brok teh window.
And that's whi yo shouldn't stel.
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